<veoPrompt version="3.0"> <meta title="Don't...

<veoPrompt version="3.0">
  <meta
    title="Don't Fart in an Apple Store"
    duration="00:08"
    aspect_ratio="16:9"
    fps="24"
    style="cinematic, satirical, comic-book tone"
    mood="humorous, ironic"
    tags="meme, tech humor, Windows vs Apple"
/>

  <scene>
    <description>A man with a glowing Windows logo on his forehead looks seriously at a bald man with an Apple logo on his head, surrounded by tense bodyguards.</description>
    <dialogue>
      <line character="Windows Guy">Don't fart in an Apple store.</line>
      <line character="Apple Guy">Why?</line>
      <line character="Windows Guy">They don't have windows.</line>
    </dialogue>
  </scene>

  <scene>
    <description>The Apple team erupts in rage. Bodyguards rush the Windows guy, pinning him against the wall in a dramatic overreaction.</description>
    <camera_movement>fast push-in and chaotic handheld shots during the brawl</camera_movement>
    <lighting>bright indoor lighting with slight lens flares for comic effect</lighting>
    <sound>whoosh sounds, exaggerated punch SFX, comedic timing</sound>
  </scene>

  <look>
    <wardrobe>corporate-style suits, superhero costume for Windows character</wardrobe>
    <props>floating digital logos for Windows and Apple</props>
    <colorgrading>punchy contrast, MCU-style grading, slightly over-the-top VFX</colorgrading>
  </look>

  <audio>
    <music track="dramatic orchestral sting with comedic pause" />
  </audio>
</veoPrompt>