As the glowing projectile bursts open in the sky, ...

As the glowing projectile bursts open in the sky, it reveals dozens of fat kids wearing battle harnesses, screaming with wild joy as they rain down from the heavens. Slow motion shows them descending like chaotic meteors, flapping their arms, their impact sending shockwaves through the city of burger statues. Explosions, splattering condiments, and burning lettuce fill the air. Soldiers on the ground cheer as chaos unfolds."

Dialogue (General, in awe):
"Dear God… it’s working."

Voiceover (Epic finale tone):
"When hope is lost… fat kids will save us